Sorry, I don't speak sober.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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