He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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