As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I have post one night stand depression
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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