he puts the penis in happiness.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
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