belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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