Already got asked if we're dating
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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