I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
jump out the window naked night went bad
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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