he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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