She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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