just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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