The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
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