Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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