I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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