what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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