So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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