Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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