White coat. Heels.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Randomize
