I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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