no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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