Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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