apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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