6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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