So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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