Kareoke will never be a sober sport
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
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