I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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