Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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