I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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