terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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