He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize
