waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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