I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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