I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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