all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
They are going to name an STD after you.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
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