Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
