he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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