I wish I only lived at night.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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