i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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