The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
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