Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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