Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
why do cheetos always look like penises
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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