FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Randomize
