your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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