I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
You are the jesus of drinking
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Randomize
