what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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