hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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