thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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