Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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