The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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