she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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