Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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