Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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