i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
we should paint friendship bongs
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